Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022

Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021

J Hatch

Being a Culture Vulture - selling dreams to young black kids to try to turn a profit

Bro, please don’t try to J Hatch me charging me to play my music and selling me dreams

by Thelongrun July 20, 2020

orrin hatch

Alternate name for a glory hole, esp. in the state of Utah.

Thirsty for hot cock, one of Roscoe's favorite pastimes is to patrol the orrin hatch at the rest stop outside Provo.

by DragonDoback June 24, 2009

tard hatch

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

Willis Hatch

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.

"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."

by dom Kaos October 2, 2009