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The Hail Storm

is a sexual act in which you take ice and crush it up in your mouth, then with the ice still in your mouth go down on an unsuspecting girl, placing the ice one your tongue, on her pussy. then loudly exclaim "It's Hailing!"
Man last night i gave Jane The Hail Storm, she loved that shit.
by Justin Watts December 18, 2008
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Hamstorm

A small, yet to be officially recognised company consisting for 4 mates who're too lazy to create content for thier youtube page or website.
Hi, I'm Greg. Welcome to HamstormTV
by killjoypowerhead July 6, 2011
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Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail
" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "
by power_metal October 28, 2008
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Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.
Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009
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Hail Storm

The dirty cousin of Golden Shower.

Lay on your back and have them drop their drawers and squat over you. Then they let it rip and drop a dump on ya.
by Daniel McRadcliffe December 15, 2023
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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.
She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.
by J Archer December 13, 2023
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