Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...

Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....

by Mimi* March 14, 2009

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

Aladdin's Haggis

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT

Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.

Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!

by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009

Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016