PhilMcCrackin's definitions

Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009