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Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!
by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Bagpipesmug.

Haggis

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.
by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009
mugGet the Haggismug.

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