Definitions by PhilMcCrackin

Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

Rusty Bagpipes by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

Haggis by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009