what gives

if your mate does something to you you'll ask him why? or alternativly what gives?

person 1:i shagged your mum
person 2:why'd you have to do that? what gives?

by b3ta October 8, 2003

Gynesexual

A sexuality involving an attraction towards the feminine form.
a male, attracted to females (heterosexual) could also be called Gynesexual
a female attracted to females (homosexual) could be called Gynesexual as we

p1: so are you like... gay... straight?
p2: I'm Gynesexual
p1: and that means what exactly?
p2: I like girls
p1: why not just say you're gay?
p2: Because I am transgender, and it is often less complicated and less debatable if I just say I'm gynesexual.

by Azarath99 February 4, 2018

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

who gives

Short for "who gives a shit"

Joe: I don't want her to see my small penis

cool guy: dude who gives, she'll like it anyway

by nickail September 1, 2006

!givestand perms

!givestand is a permission where you can get any stand you want. The only rules are that you can't use unreleased stands, you can't use whitelisted stands or you will be sent to a infinite loop kick and you can't give free stands to people. The people who got the perms from applying were : Flygon, Bruno, Angel, Mr G, and Mr. Rage (all of them lost they're !givestand for different reasons except for Mr G) The reason Angel lost it was because he gave celes Martial arts. The reason Mr. Rage lost his !givestand was because he abused "vortex" a whitelisted custom for admins+ The reason Bruno and Flygon lost they're !givestand was because of a new rule stating only dev+ get !givestand. And after constantly being reminded by Lexi to stop using unreleased stands, there was that one day where they used the Minecraft spec in a public server. Bruno did not know that testing stands were not allowed to be used in public servers back then. Lexi got fed up of them using unreleased stands in public and removed they're perm and saying "you don't need stand perms"

I boosted the server. Who has !givestand perms to give me my booster stand.

by Brunoo Bucciarati January 26, 2021

gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.

Politics! Politics gives me wood!

by got_tilt?? February 24, 2012

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010