Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

Gobble Copter

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

by Westside47 April 16, 2015

Globberfit

Describes a fat person

You're a globberfit

by BigWillly January 1, 2017

scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

Globby

Anything that has the potential to be delicious, slimy, saucy, dripping, gooey, or sloppy. Usually pertaining to food with high-fat concentrations.

I ordered a pizza with extra sauce and extra cheese. It was definitely extra globby, thats for sure!

by Joey Kranzfelder December 22, 2008

gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect

1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.

by [e-mail] April 11, 2006

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 16, 2004