When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.
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/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/
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a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/
noun
a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
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Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
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