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Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
by Cilla Black July 1, 2006
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Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.
Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer
by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010
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Gustav

Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.
1: "Who is that handsome fella over there"
"Oh, that's just Gustav , the King of this place"
by KingGuz June 4, 2013
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Sex Guest

People who get invited to parties for sex.
Have you invited the sex guests?
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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gusset

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy.
her gusset was dripping
by prickless June 1, 2006
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Gustav Åhr

Gustav Ähr was a man who died a tragic death. Also knows as, “Lil Peep.” Åhr was an American rapper born in Pennsylvania on 11-1-1996. But tragically died on 11-15-17, he only lived 2 weeks after his 21st birthday. He died by takin 6 Xanax pills without knowing Fentanyl was laced within them. He belonged to the Emo-Rap genre; joining groups such as: Gothboiqlique, and Schemaposse. His most well known songs are: White Wine, Beamerboy, Star Shopping, Girls, Gym Class, and 16 Lines. Although he is dead, his music is still being made, and he his gaining fans to this day. Rest in peace Gustav Elijah Åhr
Person one: Are you a new Lil Peep fan? I will bet money you don’t know his real name
Person 2: Yea I do, his name is Gustav Åhr
by notyerbuddyguy April 16, 2019
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