freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013

Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).

I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!

by Muireled August 14, 2010

guyble

the book by which a man is to live by. it consists of the duties of a wingman, the law by which a man is to live by, and the bro code.

hey have you heard about the guyble?

ya, wanna borrow it....its right here

by lemonpoop8 March 13, 2010

Gurglee

A beverage that when drinking you make a gurgle sound more than a gulp.

Could you pass me that gurglee? -as she points to a bottle of soda-

Oh, i'm sorry i'm too full from drinking all that gurglee.

by Squirlygirl July 19, 2012

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

gublerween

September 15th is when Gublerween starts.
Matthew Gray Gubler believes that spooky season starts on September 15th.

Random dude:Hey did you hear that Gublerween started yesterday?
Other dude:What is Gublerween?

by aangelicroses September 16, 2020