Niagara Grumper

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.

I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Thumb gummer

when you place your thumb in your partner’s butthole while having sex doggie style and it sucks your thumb like a toothless mouth, e.g. an asshole

“I put my finger in her thumb gummer last night while I was banging her from behind”

by ZanDolo October 24, 2020

pulp gulper

Term for weirdos who drink their orange juice with pulp.

Person 1: Is that pulp in your drink?
Person 2: Yeah, I like it that way.
Person 1: Okay, fucking pulp gulper.

by Arsonist_MLGXpert January 20, 2021

gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.

The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.

by Tom ***** March 22, 2008

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007