guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

Guaramons

Anything that is good and/or guaranteed to be good. Deriving from guarans.

Pronounced: Gare - monz

Dude 1: Are we hanging out with KD's tonight?
Dude 2: For guaramons!

by TKE Chi Chapter October 3, 2010

guarandamntee

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.

Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."

by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017

Chicken fillet guarantee

The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.

Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.

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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.

by 9on6 October 7, 2019

Gujarati

A region in Northwest India specializing in all things bad ass. Pretty much anything that is bad ass can be referred to as Gujarati.

On the way back from the river, the decision was made to eat at Fazolis for some good old fashioned Gujarati food. Davis, however, was not invited, as he epitomizes all that is not Gujarati.

by Borden Boy June 30, 2008

gujarati

1. The one to rule them all.
2. gujarat>you
3. Like to own businesses
4. From India

I am gujarati b/c i am from the state gujarat which is in india... or my parents are from there.

I am better than you in ever single way possible.

by maDd IndIAN July 2, 2003

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011