Galarraga'd

getting screwed so hard that you lose a perfect game with two outs left in the ninth inning because an umpire blew a call.

The umpire Galarraga'd Armando by missing the call in the ninth inning with two outs left.

by goldenglove1122 June 3, 2010

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Grularious

Something that is absolutely hilarious and also absolutely gru, whilst being absolutely gangalishious at the same time.

What you just said about sex offenders preparing to fight sex defenders was absolutely grularious.

by bayeeved April 15, 2023

galarza

Name of mythological god known for war, death and kaos. Most powerful god of all.

In the war of the gods galarza the most powerful god kill half of the other gods and feasted on their heads for three days.

by cazarin March 14, 2007

Glarvin

Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.

Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."

by amaterasu... August 22, 2011

Glardtt

An onomatopoeia for the sound which may only be reproduced by flatulence; deep, dark, swamp-like, flatulence. Some individuals may only experience such a phenomenon once in a blue moon while others are bound to it invariably. A loose and moist fart that requires power to execute. There is no such thing as a weak Glardtt. A mid to high powered fart that may leave residual evidence, you will know it when you hear it. The definition truly lies in the sound, not the smell or the consequences, which, are subject to a great deal of variation. Glardtting is not a phenomenon restricted to homo sapiens.

"get out of my car, you totally just glardtted and probably ruined my seat"

"I tried to push out a quiet one during my interview but my horrible case of swamp-ass churned it into a glardtt"

"My date glardtted at dinner and I couldn't stop thinking about the glardtt juice in her crack that must have been necessary for such an evil sound; I totally lost my appetite"

by climb-max May 13, 2010

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011