gaffer

1 An old man;
2 A old man that drones on endlessly

1 "My grandpa's a funny little gaffer"
2 "My socials teacher is such a gaffer"

by Johanna September 9, 2004

gaffer

A gaffer(as seen on the rolling credits of a movie) is a guy who runs around with different multicolored rolls of duck tape on the movie set and makes sure the set doesnt fall apart for the scene.

"Tell the gaffer to go make sure those overhead lighting wires are out of the scene."

by Ivez May 8, 2005

gaffer-fuck

To pirate media, such as movies, music, and games using the internet. The little people like gaffers (lighting electricians on movie sets) get fucked the worst by piracy.

Man, I just gaffer-fucked that new Gnarls Barkley album, it's great.

by diku July 30, 2008

gaffer

1. The head of the electrical department on a movie set,an old man, or the foreman of a squad of workmen. Men who tended street lamps, after the "gaff" they used, a pole with a hook on its end.

2. A person, usually female, who licks cum off of a cock, also referred to as the drippage. Or a person who licks cum from a non-standard location, like a plate, or other area, like the hand after giving a handjob.

Man 1: Ugh, ya baby, gaff that dick.

Man 1: Yo, did you see the DSLs on that one?
Man 2: Fuckin Gaffer, who-a.

by Bene Gesserit February 13, 2007

gaffer

The nickname of the manager of an English football club.

Sir Alex Ferguson is the worst, racist gaffer in the world!

by Sigs_09 October 4, 2006

guffarten

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

Giffery

The art of using a perfectly themed gif to express an emotion or concept during text based communication

Zach's clever giffery always elicited lots of laughs from his texts.

by Zach MD. January 4, 2018