dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

by Party Catz January 7, 2013

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

Geedunkin'

Term used in the Marine Corps for slacking off. Geedunk is a place to get snacks. Geedunkin' is what you're doing when you're getting snacks when you're supposed to be working.

John: Man, we're tired from washing planes all day, where were you?
Jeff: Ah man, I was geedunkin', big time!

by Palmdogg November 25, 2009

GreedyKumquat

the cutest streamer ever

Person A: do you know GreedyKumquat?
Person B: ohhh yeah the cutest streamer ever.

by factstv December 15, 2022

boobie greed

The feeling that one's breasts are too small even after having a breast augmentation.

I really thought I'd be happy with a D-cup, but now I'm starting to get boobie greed.

by TiffanyP June 12, 2007

fkn gueeb

a cunt, also known as a shithead or a slippery shit.
Some might refer to her as Tessan.

what a fkn gueeb, honestly she really is a cunt.

by pvtmikeeee November 7, 2020

free stuff greed

People that go to conventions and shows and get too much of the same stuff for free. They don't know what to do with all of the stuff that they took.

Marcus has a severe case of free stuff greed; he went to a computer convention and took twelve identical notepads from Microsoft.

by Kilowatt July 2, 2007