Shower Gauntlet

A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.

Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.

by JimFart October 11, 2018

Fope Gauntlet

A Central New Jersey term named after college baseball athlete Matt Fope. A Fope Gauntlet consists of drinking 30 Miller lites in 30 minutes and then consuming an entire rotisserie chicken or grandma-style pizza.

Professor David isn't in class today because he preformed a Fope gauntlet last night.

by Alex the big A September 14, 2022

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004

grustle

a verb formed from the words grind and hustle meaning to put in work or constant effort against harsh opposition.

Also a noun as in "the grustle" -- i.e. the rat race, the daily grind.

How are things going?

"I'm on the grustle."

or

"grustling, son."

by diego del sol August 21, 2007

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

Grustler

Someone who can one-up hustling. Like hustlers they get money, bitches and drugs but in a different way. They try to broaden all the topics and gain them at once. A grustler doesn't care about anyone but themselves and they tend to make friends just to use them for money or certain protection. They can persuade very easily. They strive for money in the most hustling of ways.

Grustler1: "I sell weed out of my candy store so people will buy weed and candy." two birds one stone.

Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.

by Flint daddy November 28, 2012

greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006