Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

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Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 08, 2020

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crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003

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Bust a Grumpy

Most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Specifically refers to the act of expelling acutely pungent methane gas out of one's butt.

It was the combination of 3 large bean burritos, 2 Red Bulls and a large pickled ghost pepper that caused Jordan to bust a grumpy.

by Mr. Spicer May 24, 2014

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Grumpy Cat

A cat that naturally looks grumpy. His full name is Tartar sauce, but his fame on the internet site reddit.com sparked the nick name grumpy cat. A subsequent video on youtube garnered several million views, which cemented grumpy cat's place as the most widely loved feline.

The grumpy look on his face is likely due to inbreeding, but his brother pokey does not share the same facial expression.

Grumpy cat has appeared on several television newscasts, has an entire subreddit to his name (/tard) and even clothing which features his face.

Person one: hey man have you seen that picture of the cat that looks upset?

Person two: HIS NAME IS GRUMPY CAT! Get it tight or get out

by So_Many_Tapirs November 20, 2012

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