Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009

Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008

Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009

Grumpy Brewing

Feeling a poo coming on.

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"

by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009

Grumpy Granola

What has been eaten by someone who is being particularly grumpy.

Well SOMEBODY had their grumpy granola this morning.

by raira November 18, 2010

grumpy cave

n. vagina

Maggie's grumpy cave has sure been full of activity lately.

by chubbylover53 December 15, 2011