grumpire

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.

Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.

by mupchrch September 1, 2009

Grumpf

The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.

She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!

by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Gramps from Hive

BADASSERY

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
Top comment on Hives ep 63:Gramps from Hives

by Helen123123 November 20, 2018

Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021

Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.

Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"

by FlexIn September 16, 2005

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003