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Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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grouching

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.
"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."
by OleE September 21, 2008
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"Balls-deep in Groucho"

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
by LDR November 9, 2006
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Grouchopotamus

A man who becomes grouchy with little to no warning, most often observed in the early mornings.
Liz: "Hey Chris wanna go work out?"

Chris: "I don't like these kind of suggestions so early in the morning."

Liz: "Why do you have to be such a grouchopotamus? Besides, it's like noon."
by Chriz10 June 13, 2011
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Gruchie

a Gruchie is something you can sell on a street corner with a mattress on ya back. It's a non-cudgy, dusty, crusty, fishy, pigeon pinching, fish drowning, disappoinTING COWARD.
Stephanie: oh my gosh Carol has such a fishy Gruchie i can smell it from here ewwwww
Jennifer: shes been sellin' her Gruchie at Walmart to buy clothes at good will so that's probs why its so crusty, she looks dryer than the Sahara desert. Gorl needs some MOISTURISER. thank you for coming to my ted talk
by BIGPETE101 March 16, 2019
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Grouchy Buddha

A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.
yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023
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grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006
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