Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

by sux0r September 6, 2003

Oscar the Grouch poor

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.

That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

by Leonidas Poporigopoulos March 30, 2008

Scrabble His Grouch

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting male victim and tickle the area beneath their genitals.

Christian WIlkins Scabbled JT Barrett's Grouch after a tackle in the 2016 Fiesta Bowl and it really seemed to affect his game. He sure did Scrabble His Grouch good on that play.

by tigerbalm1 September 30, 2018

Oscar The Grouch

a girl who is trailer park trash that consumes an outrageously large amount of cock but never seems happy about it.....until she has man gravy all over her face

man, them ladies at the nursing home sure are Oscar The Grouches

by Pat Mecrotch March 13, 2004

National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

Oscar the Grouch

This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^

o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.

by txfathead September 5, 2009

Oscar The Grouch

When a girl passes out at a party, and she is dropped in to a garbage can. Before she wakes up, members of the party urinate and ejaculate on her.

Yo last night at John's house, they fuckin grouched some freshman!

We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man

by JayMaker June 20, 2009