googletime

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.

teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.

by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008

Googletunity

An opportunity to look something up on Google. Googletunities often occur in the context of settling a dispute, or enhancing a conversation with friends. See also wikitunity.

Friend 1 "Today I'm going to plant some tomato seeds"
Friend 2 "Really? I think it's too early in the season. You have to wait until after the last frost"
Friend 1 "When is that in this planting zone?"
Friend 2 "I have no clue. I don't even know what zone we're in. This is googletunity! Let's look it up right now."

by Sierra Eastbourne April 12, 2009

grogle brogle

ass bitch nea nea baby

also ewan is attracted to the other gender

person1) Ewan is fucking gay
Ewan) dies inside as he knows that it is true and is currently in the stage of denial

grogle brogle = jumping

by dsgrfhgefae October 7, 2022

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googletestad

A test advertisement used by google to test sponsored links;

Sponsored Links Congratulations!
www.google.com This is a family safe ad. All systems are go!
- googletestad

by Thomas Jarvis August 10, 2007

googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..

Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !

by mikroth March 22, 2009