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Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.
My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005
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1 (classical definition): noun, someone who gets money dishonestly by tricking people

2 (modern internet definition): noun, someone you don't like but somehow has money despite that fact

Pictured below: a mother talking to someone who does not like her daughter
A sure sign that someone is a grifter is if they have a patreon despite the fact that they have opinions you disagree with.
by GamersHolyArmy June 24, 2021
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Grafter

The art of grafting, or beign a grafter, is to put extreme effort into attracting or scoring with the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals). Usually performed by people of a desperate nature, in need of sexual activity, or just to flirt with the other sex.
Person 1: Did you see those half-naked pics Emily put on Facebook?

Person 2: Yeah, shes such a grafter!
by TopGrafter October 17, 2010
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Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.
Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.
by the coventry kids November 12, 2009
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grifter

The most disturbing video on the internet, it is advised you do not eat at least 4 hours before hand unless you want your last meal on your keyboard. It has been known to cause heart palpitations and even minor infarctions in senior citizens when they are shock site'd with it and has claimed at least one life for sure.
David thought he was hardcore, he lol'd at 1guy1jar and 3guys1hammer but grifter left him unable to form a coherent sentence for nearly 4 hours.
by Tenestra April 26, 2010
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Grifter

Dean Huston of New Zealand is a big time Grifter!
The worlds biggest big time grifter
by Grifter Collector July 1, 2023
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Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper
by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018
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