Goachie

A mix between a Coach handbag and a Gucci Handbag.

As LC left for College, Lo found her Goachie bag by the door. (See: Season 1 of Laguna Beach)

by LinkZee September 30, 2005

slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020

birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

by YAWA January 31, 2020

Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.

Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

by shshsauce July 3, 2005

goach

A cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. A combination of the names "Gucchi" and "Coach". Ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.

Look at her flaunting that goach like she's all that. What a moron.

by Juni Wolfen August 25, 2005

Grouchos

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!

by Ska.one September 4, 2008

goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.

Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?

by kb4 April 26, 2006