Greedy Sex

When a male or female has sex strictly to have an orgasm without regard to the other sexual partner.
"What an idiot, when you go for a one night stand just get some greedy sex in there"
by Jesuspikachu June 01, 2009
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Greedy Gower

Industry term referring to a corporate executive that takes care of themselves at the expense of shareholders.
"How could the board approve such large bonuses considering the poor performance of the company? What a bunch of greedy gowers"

"The CEO awarded the company's assets to himself after pretending they were worthless - what a greedy gower!"
by Kevin De October 07, 2022
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greedy eagle

When a woman is on her hands and knees taking 5 penis', one in each hand, 1 in her mouth, 1 in her anus and one in her vagina, and squawk like an eagle.
Last night I got a greedy eagle, does that make me a slut?
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Eat Greedy

One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.

When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.

Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
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Greedy Gower

Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.
'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'
by Kevin De October 03, 2022
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greedy grasper

Person in pot rotation that keeps trying to grab the bong and/or blunt.
Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper!
by sedmond kuecl October 20, 2010
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greedy gower

Refers to CEO of Emerita Resources David Gower who reallocated a land package owned by shareholders, dropped it for free, and gave it to another company run by his son-in-law. Selfishly doing so for his and his family's own gain at the expense of shareholders.
'Don't trust that management team, they're a bunch of greedy gowers just out to award themselves large bonuses'
by Kevin De December 16, 2022
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