greased off 

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

greased off by no one you'll ever know June 9, 2008

greased up and creased up 

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

greased up and creased up by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

Greased Turkey 

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

Greased Turkey by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017

Greased Lightning 

A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).

I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.

Greased Lightning by Katisuyorudan February 6, 2014

greased weasel shit 

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

greased weasel shit by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

Greased Up 

When a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. If she is sitting, standing could result in an embarrassing wet spot.

Jake: I just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!

Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.

Greased Up by LordCinderbottom October 28, 2011

Greased Lightning 

An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.

When something is greased, it generally moves faster.

Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.

Greased Lightning by Cenax March 18, 2005