Grandma's Mud Castle

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!

I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!

by Ga-Law September 4, 2013

grandma zone

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.

Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.

by Kattywin August 26, 2014

psycho grandma

a fat irritating grandmother that is crazy as hell normally to her grandchildren and son-in-law

man that psycho grandma is is going crazy for no reason.

by shadowpsycho July 6, 2010

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

grandmother

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.

be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.

by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004

Grandmother Qua

A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.

Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!

by Sexy Rainbow Unicorn February 24, 2011

Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.

Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.

by K. Wright February 1, 2009