gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018

Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018

Gram-mama

Another word for grandma. It's a cooler and more fun way.

My Gram-mama gave me more gifts than ever!

by hahgsg February 6, 2018

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

gram alowances

When you're mom or dad or family member that is your guardian and they will not give you cash so every week or maybe twice a week you get a gram of shit I.e. Coke speed meth or weed as your allowance to sell or flip or do as you wish to stay lit af

I just got my gram alowances for the week so I can stay out of my moms trap house

by Jmi562runlbc August 23, 2017

Gram for Gram

Refers to UFC Fighter and Light Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones, regarded as the best pound for pound fighter, who tested positive for cocaine.

Jon Jones is the best gram for gram fighter in the world.

by PatPoose January 14, 2015

gram challenge

A challenge of smoking a gram of weed in as little time as possible, till no greens are left in the bowl, only ash. It can be done in a head-to-head competition where the quickest smoker has their gram paid for by the losers, or for a personal record in shortest time. PRs are typically done with an audience to act as witnesses, though this does lead to rapid hotboxing of confined spaces.

I just finished that gram challenge in under 45 seconds and feel super blown, just totally instabaked man.

by Tha Minuteman June 23, 2015