The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

graeters

The best ice cream company in the world. Based in beautiful cincinnati OH. since 1870. I Reccomend double chocolate chip (chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips). While your here come visit skyline chili. (cuz its the SHIT)

Lets go to graeters and get a milkshake

by Cincybengalsfan April 20, 2007

Cheese grater

A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.

Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)

by Greemb March 24, 2021

cheese grater

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!

by davy_boy June 15, 2007

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021