graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018

graduation party

when a group of friends get together to celebrate the fact that one them is now one cup size bigger

paige: Hey did you hear allison went from c to d?

sophie: ya i cant wait to have a graduation party for her!

by mike rotch34343 January 11, 2011

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b April 01, 2016

The Graduate (the band)

(Easily considered the most talented band that I have EVER seen live) A band that creates amazing music and is extremely talented-that should be signed so that I can get some more of their music-their stage presence will make you feel as if they (or at the very least, the lead singer) is peering into your very soul even in the most crowded room.

Amazing sound, amazing presence, amazing talent, an amazing band.

~the end~

"The Graduate (the band)" is godly.

by A temporarily lost soul.. September 06, 2010

graduation week

The week following graduation where seniors celebrate their success.

No one could stop talking about the surreal event that took place during graduation week.

During the high school reunion people continued to bring up Joel's jumping off the roof during graduation week.

by themajorkey February 04, 2016

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 06, 2006

Madrasa graduate

A one who strongly believes in crap and refuses to accept science and logic.

Isro: In 2019, we'll land on moon
Fawad: We can see the moon, what's the need to go there?
Internet: Dude, Are you a madrasa graduate?

by invincible88 October 08, 2019