grateness

The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.

"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"

by The Urbanist January 30, 2018

Graber

A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.

"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"

by rhino27 April 21, 2009

Gaben

Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.

We should ask Lord Gaben for help and praise him!
Lord Gaben has blessed me again.

by CreepRoot August 6, 2017

Graden

A really cool son of a bitch who can always make you smile. He’s known for his playful banter, and is always single. He’s photogenic and always looks good; whilst never being a chore to be around.

Person 1: “Did you hear the joke Graden told us?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did, it was really funny!”

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Grabon

The highest level of bofa. It's more fatal than ligma.

One cause of grabon is trolling Roblox slenders.

Mark: Hey, I heard somebody trolled a slender on Roblox and got grabon!

James: What's grabon?

Mark: GRAB ON DEEZ NUTS! Goteeeeeemmmm

James: Goddamn it...

by skldimble444 May 4, 2022

Lord Gaben

God of Steam and Valve, Father of Half-Life and Creator of Gamers and Maker of Sales

Praise Lord Gaben!

by DelfEyriam July 26, 2017

Veronika Grebenshchikova

Not Ethan's wife

Person one "Oh yeah, did you watch the new fanseries?"
Person two "Yeah, I simp for Veronika Grebenshchikova!"
Person one "We're not friends anymore."

by J_Rosales May 8, 2021