gluckosexual

An adjective used to describe one who derives sexual pleasure from being in direct contact with obese and unhygienic persons and/or belongings of said persons.

Mark is such a gluckosexual that he came in his pants when he saw Rosie O'Donnell's poo-stained thong.

by rofltiks December 8, 2009

guckt

Alcohol, generally in the form of lager or bitter, but could also include cider or stout. Does not include spirits or wine.

Man, i'm desperate for some guckt. Anyone know where the nearest guckthouse is? Need to feed the beerguckt.

by Duchy September 4, 2006

Glückenschleimer

1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.

2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.

3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.

1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!

2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.

by technicolorwashboard May 30, 2011

Gucka

Something gross; Something nasty; disgusting

"Eww there is Gucka in my hair!!" , " Umm you have some Gucka on your face"

by Jayqueen January 4, 2018

Guckie

Guckie: The evil version of Gucci

(person 1): Hey did u hear about Guckie?
(person 2): No, what happened?
(person 1): they tried to burn down the Gucci

by and i scoopp June 17, 2020

guckable

When someone looks like they want a dick to be shoved down their throat.

Male: don't she just look so GUCKABLE bro.

by Everywomansfantasy December 3, 2020

gruck

a grief-fuck

My dog just died. Can I come with you? I think ... I need a gruck, mate.

by Erik.Mam July 8, 2023