Gonzalez

Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is

I wish i could be a Gonzalez!!
That Gonzalez is so fine!

by Sanjaga September 29, 2006

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Sweaty Goal

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."

-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!

by That Real Madrid Bandwagon February 28, 2014

goalieflage

Goalie equipment designed by a Boston teenager, that looks like the netting of the goal, the result being an optical illusion that confuses the shooter.

The goalie is wearing goalieflage.

by Five Hole February 17, 2009

couple goals

When u have a perfect relationship with one another. Barely any fights, lots of laughter, lots of love

OMG Chelsea and Irvin are couple goals

by Carisa housdown May 17, 2019

Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.

Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.

by Gregoreo3 July 2, 2022

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009