Gonoherpasyphlaids

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".

Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....

by Brandyn Baldwin May 17, 2007

gonorrhea

I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!

Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.

by Adrian September 24, 2006

gonosyphiherpatitis

Used to refer to an individual with way too many STDs. Originates from some of the more common STDs such as gonorrhea, syphillis, herpies, and hepatitis.

Also refers to the consequences received from one who is prone to having a lot of sex.

(Pronounced GONE-a-SIFF-a-HER-pa-TIGH-tus)

Man 1: That lady has about every STD that exists.
Man 2: Yeah, she's pretty much classified as having gonosyphiherpatitis.

Woman 1: That man sleeps around with every girl in town.
Woman 2: I know. If he's not careful, he will probably catch gonosyphiherpatitis.

by <3 Megs* December 30, 2005

Gonorrhea

#1 Sexual disease you learn in middle school health class
#2 Diareahh for your balls

#3 Diarrhea that's all gone!

some guy: man, you must be gay- actually, that's offensive, but you got gonorrhea maybe!?!?!?
some guy: I think I have gonorrhea, the diarrhea for your balls!
some guy again: ughh *plop* bye diarrhea or should I say, gonorrhea.

by dhar woman May 31, 2022

gonnorhific

(1)A blend of the word terrific with reference to a sexually transmissable infection. (2)An adjective insulting something, generally of a sexual or biological nature, that is extremely unpleasant or malformed. (3)Used in conjunction with heavy sarcasm and often raised (in consternation)eyebrows.

First recorded use in summer 2004 in British Columbia.

"So how do you like my piercing? The swelling should go down in a few weeks."

"Wow dude, it's just gonnorhific!"

by TJ Noggins July 29, 2004

gonnoriffic

When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.

Dude, that chick's hot but she looks gonnoriffic, i'd stay away from her.

by ratchulence September 11, 2005

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008