Sidehill Gouger

Sidehill gougers are folkloric creatures, jokingly said to inhabit the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, the southwestern sandhills of Saskatchewan and mountainous or hilly terrian in the northern United States. The legs on one side of their body are said to be significantly shorter than the legs on the other side of their body, because they spend all their time eating grasses and other vegetation on mountain slopes.

The notion of imaginary animals with one pair of legs longer than the other in order to exist on mountainsides is popular: others include the Wild Haggis, the Sidehill Dodge Hodag, the Dahu. A similar creature in Vermont is known as the Wampahoofus. Similar animals are part of Appalachian folklore, sometimes in the form of a breed of cow with mismatched legs.

Hey Tom that thing that looks like a fire pit is a sidehill gouger nest.

by Iamnotstanley July 23, 2009

gotter

Synonymous with 'have'.

Tim: Do you have that song?
Steve: Nah i don't gotter it.

by dukenemesis September 26, 2008

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

gouteur

someone with a developed sense of taste

"You might switch orange juice for zest, it is a much better match with bitter chocolate... But that's a gouteur opinion."

by BossyPussy September 28, 2008

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.

A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove

by Admonium September 10, 2013

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021