An absolutely legendary figure, most popular from his appearances in the Pleasure Island and Manwhore chronicles. He runs Manwhore industries with his business partner Fernando, where he creates rockin music videos and patented Manwhore fragrance.
Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.
Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.
Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.
Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.
Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
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Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.
by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007
Get the goosemonkey mug.WHAT THE FUCK??? Gothemo...Im confused...How can a goth be in anway linked with an emo? An emo is a failed goth who takes everthing way too seriously, cries a lot, listens to shit like Taking Back Sunday who sing about how bad their lives are and how much pain theyre in and how much they miss their jack off girlfriends, whereas goths just get on with it. Sorted. Thats not what the original meaning of emo was though but i'll not go into that. After all its just a stupid label.
P.S. PUNK RULES!!!
P.P.S.I dont have anything against emos just thought id set the record straight!!! Emo guys are sooooooo cute!
P.S. PUNK RULES!!!
P.P.S.I dont have anything against emos just thought id set the record straight!!! Emo guys are sooooooo cute!
Gothemo...Goth and Emo 2 seperate things.
Taking Back Sunday - Cute without the e
Whatthe fucking hell is that all about?!? I laughed sooooo much when i heard that song!
Perfect example of a lame emo song
Taking Back Sunday - Cute without the e
Whatthe fucking hell is that all about?!? I laughed sooooo much when i heard that song!
Perfect example of a lame emo song
by Louise AKA Mouldy Hamster October 7, 2005
Get the gothemo mug.Originated from an interjection refrain popularly used in response to a prank, gottem can be found online since at least 2004. It was popularized online by the deez-nuts meme. This meme originated from a video created by Instagram user WelvenDaGreat. Also an exclamation yelled after someone is completely owned by a comeback or statement.
HAHAH - GOTTEM
by Webster’s Dictionary® March 13, 2020
Get the Gottem mug.The term gotem is a slang term rapidly increasing in popularity amongst Florida high school students.
Etymology:
The center of this new verbal activity is undoubtedly from Eastside High School in Gainesville, FL. "Gotem" was derived from the not uncommon saying, "Got them." The word then transitioned to "Got'em," and now finally, to "gotem". There is much controversy over the originator of this term, but few doubt that a one Bei He played a critical role in its beginnings and initial spread. The term is also thought to be related to the card game, Texas Hold'em, due primarily to the two words' similar structure.
Use:
When one is particularly excited it has become customary to shout "GOTEM" as loudly as possible, this is generally followed by echoes of gradually shrinking magnitude. It is also used when a person has pulled off a particularly impressive feat, either by the person themselves or any witnesses to the event. "Gotem" is beginning to be used as a greeting as well.
Etymology:
The center of this new verbal activity is undoubtedly from Eastside High School in Gainesville, FL. "Gotem" was derived from the not uncommon saying, "Got them." The word then transitioned to "Got'em," and now finally, to "gotem". There is much controversy over the originator of this term, but few doubt that a one Bei He played a critical role in its beginnings and initial spread. The term is also thought to be related to the card game, Texas Hold'em, due primarily to the two words' similar structure.
Use:
When one is particularly excited it has become customary to shout "GOTEM" as loudly as possible, this is generally followed by echoes of gradually shrinking magnitude. It is also used when a person has pulled off a particularly impressive feat, either by the person themselves or any witnesses to the event. "Gotem" is beginning to be used as a greeting as well.
1: "Gotem!"
2: "GOTEM!"
2: "GOTEM!"
by Gotem June 18, 2006
Get the gotem mug.Someone who monglers gooses.
Term coined by Candied Fetus.
Usually said to Eternal or someone of the sort.
Term coined by Candied Fetus.
Usually said to Eternal or someone of the sort.
Most people in the Eternal Realm on Stickam are goosemonglers.
My new neighbor is a goosemongler so I burned his house!
My new neighbor is a goosemongler so I burned his house!
by AmberMOOOO July 27, 2008
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