Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Gospelize

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy

Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

by The original Queen Bee August 07, 2019

Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021

Gospel nature

Sub-genre of Gospel music that honors everything nature & cosmic, matriarchy

Founded in 2023 by Shanalu Analukka

Do you listen to Gospel nature? It makes me feel one with Mother Nature and myself

by DigitalPeaches December 30, 2023

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2017

Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019