white gospel

Just like gospel music. Except white people are singing it. Could also be said as wospel for less words.

Adele's Rolling in the Deep:

Frank: Adele sings white gospel. Something I like to call wospel.

Sandra:I had no idea!

by zebrafab March 28, 2012

Hostyle Gospel

Hostyle Gospel is a christian rap group formed in 2003. Their most famous song is Jesus Invented Crunk which debuted on youtube in 2008.

Jesus Invented Crunk, Jesus Invented Crunk!!!! Is how Hostyle Gospel Chorus is sang.

by Jason Lee Johnson July 28, 2009

Ghetto Gospel

A faggot, plain and simple. Aww, too bad he bends over and takes it so much. What a cocktease.

Ghetto gospel? Yea I know him, he's the ass pirate who packs Haverford fudge.

by George4612 September 6, 2005

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.

"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024