gork

1) Flat carpet.
2) Your dumb ass.
3) Oops. That sucked.
by GorkMan December 18, 2003
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gorked

An excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! A state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!
I look like crap? What did you expect im gorked? I just ran a red light who cares Im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!
by a retired gorky February 12, 2010
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gork

Too eat so much you feel like you are about to explode
Oh man after eating that whole damn zebra, I'm gorked.

I'm going to go gork myself.
by Name June 07, 2004
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gorked out

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).
That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).
by No Gifts Please January 16, 2007
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Visual Gork

When one's member can be seen bulging in the slacks.
Good grief, Doug! Your visual gork is quivering like a chipmunk trapped in a denim hanky!
by jesusforgovernor July 11, 2008
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Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.
1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
by Immortal-Jake April 27, 2006
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 29, 2023
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