Goonster

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.

"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.

by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Goostrey

A person or collection of people who enjoy groping the anus with their fore-finger and thumb.

Clench your cheeks, there's a Goostrey loose!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

goosler

a lassie from scotland who reads books by hannah gosler, usually called "La Goosler"

whats the crack goosler?

by OpticCartwheels June 20, 2017

Goosery

The performance of an action or saying of a phrase that is so ridiculous that you must announce it's goosery to the world.

You better watch out, they're up to nothing buy goosery in there.

by thre3dizzle23 May 11, 2018