Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.

"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"

by Knightrous May 20, 2008

Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googlesnorf

a person with both male and female sex organs that didnt get a sex change when they were born so now they can fuck themselves.

that guy must be a googlesnorf because when i fucked him it he had a pussy and a dick so he did most of the work

by gabbygotslots April 29, 2003

Googlesearch Fan

Person, cauch potato who has not much to do, and spend time just to search Google.

Peter spent weekend at home. He was sick of TV and turned to computer Google search.

by Marg August 18, 2005

Ganglesaur

A person whose arms and legs are of unusual length, while being very thin. A person described as gangley.

Yeah, he's such a ganglesaur.

by The Ganglesaur July 19, 2010