googalexiri

a way to comand google alexa and siri at the same time

hey googalexiri jumbo shrimp

by trelijah April 19, 2019

Gookanese

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

by CV11 December 25, 2022

googalie eyes

Eyes that roll around in your head. Often found on dolls, muppets, etc. You can buy a box of them at most craft stores in varying sizes. This word was used on Sesame Street.

My god, look at that crazy drunk pirate's googalie eye!

by Doctor Fishopoulis March 31, 2004

Gorganplex

When you are trapped in a situation and you can't control getting out and it's driving you crazy.

I'm stuck on this plane between jake and the fat man with a fucking baby crying and I don't have any pills. And I think to myself, this is gorganplex.

by Ruby Darling March 25, 2009

Goognostic

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

Goofang

The act of shitting your pants while watching The Goofy Movie

After class, I plan to go home and goofang.

Nothing like a good goofang before bedtime.

by GlowingTalas May 21, 2011

Googondous

Hideously fat and disgusting. Usually a female. Makes you want to throw up when you see them

Wow that girl is googondous, her fat his hanging over the chair.

by Mike Bergamo December 2, 2004