Golag

when you freeze your cum in a plastic bag then throw it at some one.

OMG why did u just golag me

by Corrosivez January 11, 2009

golfa

another spanish word for slut,whore,prostitue

esa pinche golfa se cree...translation...that freakin whore swears!

by Asheree April 11, 2007

Goliath

A very polite young man. Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes Alexandra's.

Wow, that guys strong.
Yeah, he's a Goliath. He's real sweet though.

by be cool dude January 19, 2009

golympics

1) the annual gay olympics. takes place in the fall, when a select group of the professional gays with the best regular season performance get together for the gayest event in the world. often called the "MLB playoffs" by the gay community. see also golympian.

1) the homo put the golympics on tv and the mom covered her sons eyes.

2) michael jordan took a brief break from basketball in the mid 90s to "experiment." fortunately, he wasn't gay enough and never made it past the qualifying rounds into the actual golympics.

3) the documentary, angels in the outfield, shocked the world as audiences saw the damaging impact the golympics can have on a child's psyche. unfortunately, banning the golympics in media outlets remains one of the most unattended to issues in modern america, along with global warming.

by lalegend October 8, 2010

Gonya

A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl

13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"

by Michael Swaim wannabe May 29, 2010

David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005