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Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen
Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010
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goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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Goldfished

Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.
“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”

“Girl, you done been goldfished.”
by Maver7ck April 23, 2020
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Goldfish Moment

A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.
In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.
by Cloud7a July 3, 2021
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Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt August 12, 2015
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Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.
Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish
by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017
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goldfished it

yeah I soooo don't want to do that anyway!
So I goldfished it!
by mega3dfx May 14, 2005
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