autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

goldfish

A pet that doesn't do anything.

My goldfish was named Snappy.

by Angelacia March 8, 2008

Goldfishstupid

1) Dumb as a box of rocks,

2) Dingy, annoying.

She was turtletight but damn she was goldfishstupid.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

Goldfish Eve

A dumb fucking idiot who will steal your toes, then take your hoes

“Wow, what the hell is jimmy doing?”
“I dunno, but he sure is acting like Goldfish Eve”

by Dumbthot August 31, 2018

Goldfish_armin

An underrated tiktoker who has changed their username 102818 times and doesn’t have a fan page.

Somebody: Hey sister @goldfish_armin hasn’t posted lately.

Other person: They never post it’s nothing to be worried about.

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

by ALLAH January 12, 2004