Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

GIFersation

To communicate via GIF format in text messages and other platforms with multimedia capabilities. On hand held devices simply save .GIF image and insert into any conversation for animated conversations.

Hey, Chris, that GIFersation yesterday was hilarious!

by ThaddeusPCity June 2, 2015

goiter

a little more cushion for the pushin' on the neck. frequents bass players who quit bands and then have nothing to do for awhile. so they work at hardware stores and accumulate the neck mass. but no matter how big the goiter gets, we still love them forever.

"Did you just see him?"
"Yeah. Looks like he's got a goiter.Gross."
"Good. More goiter love for me."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

Goofer

Someone who is obnoxious, goofy, loud, or just plain does stupid shit. Usually acts out on a daily basis.

Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.

I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.

by John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmit January 17, 2009

Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011