clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

Gobshite

Noun; Someone who talks an absolute load of bollocks && has nothing meaningful to say. They just talk complete && utter shit. Someone who can't keep their mouth shut.

"Phillip, stop talking shit ya gobshite. Learn to keep ya mouth shut."

by TyFace June 11, 2006

gobshite

Irish slang for someone who is a complete idiot. A person who does something completely foolish and doesn't even realise it.

Yer man is a fuckin' gobshite!
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.

by etain123 July 27, 2006

Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.

1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx

by eeeeeewwwww May 31, 2011

gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".

I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.

All the soccer fans were totally gobsmacked when Leicester City won the Championship.

by Tim Grim May 24, 2016

Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.

Would you ever shut up, ya scutterin' gobshite ?

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008