goaler

Someone who orally removes rotten semen from old people's asses.

That man has goaler written all over his face. I'll bet he enjoys that shit!

by Play2fade August 15, 2004

Goamer

Someone that is nasty, and retarded looking.

You are a goamer.

by blowtobacco October 16, 2012

gorker

geek, dork and loser combined into one word.

look at that chick, she is a major gorker!

by Deeelow7 July 20, 2009

gorker

Much like the shocker, only instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" it is "one in the pink, two in the stink"

Johnny attacked Sallys brown hole and vag with the gorker.

by ChaunceyBillups March 10, 2007

goiker

an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.

holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!

person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.

by Queeta October 26, 2006

Guk Gooker

Someone who swallows big loads of guk (cum) and makes loud gulping sounds..

Monica was by far the best guk gooker of all IFAC...

She learned from Mark G who was the previously reining queen of the guk gookers...

by MonicQ March 12, 2010

gonker

the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat.

the doctor took a peak at my GONKER as I said "AHHHH"

by cole clarke June 30, 2007