gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s

"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"

by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Gogurt

When you nut while pinching your foreskin, then stick your penis in your partners mouth and slowly squeeze your shaft so the semen out like a gogurt

I gave her the fattest gogurt yesterday

by gogurt taker March 1, 2021

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”

by Broski119 April 21, 2023

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.

Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024