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shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.
You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.
by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013
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Guerneville Gummer

GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006
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Gummer hummer

A toothless person performing oral sex.
Gilly has become a pro at gummer hummers since he lost all those teeth.
by Giggidy Gilman November 21, 2019
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Glommer

Glom•mer /Glämər/

Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.
An incredible mass of glommers jumped on the bandwagon of social justice to protest for rights they already have.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.
by baronvonfritz June 29, 2022
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Slut glimmer

A term used to describe a very apparent facial afterglow, primarily applicable to women wearing makeup, and resulting from intense sexual activity, whereupon makeup, foundation, blush, and occasionally eye liner, begin to break down and run, as a result of surface perspiration, saliva and or sperm, bringing about a distinct shine or gleam of facial features.
After our two hour love making session, the slut glimmer on her face was so extreme that her cheeks could almost reflect light, a shower was definitely called for.
by Lucas 1 March 26, 2017
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gummer

Vinnie got gummer from a girl with a chew in
by Mattyyyy JONN December 9, 2010
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a gummer

I drove down main street to pick up a toothless crack whore hooker to get a gummer .
by godofallthings April 11, 2014
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