Monosodium Glutamate

A cruel term used by furries to bait innocent people to E621.

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by Dhwhfkwh June 3, 2021

Glute Glaze

Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .

Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015

glute

A shortened version of Gluteous Maximous - your butt muscles

Jo: oww, my glute's hurting from that work-out

by xxxwtdxxx February 15, 2006

glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

gluteus maximus

Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse

Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus

by Normal_criminal December 31, 2003

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.

Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

glutes

ass cheeks
gluteous maixmous
someones ass

My glutes hurt from those ass clenches

by valect May 31, 2005