Globocall

A telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the Robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost.

A good Globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an essentially incomprehensible accent, and of course a caller that clearly has no idea where you are or what you may be doing at the time of these always inconvenient calls.

I'm sure glad we outsourced our super annoying telemarketing campaign. Those Globocallers are much more sympathetic than the machines. Too bad they sound like they are 300 ft under water, or in an elevator, or both.

by pr1234 January 26, 2010

globose

spherical, the shape of the globe.

Dat ass was globose.

by robschocolatemilk January 3, 2014

Glibbering

When a cable or cord intermittently disconnects in different positions.

Its so irradiating when I move and my headset starts glibbering.

by 1kballer November 14, 2019

Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.

Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!

by shutupbrailen January 28, 2022

glubo

an amazing fictional game console created by ai and greenskullai

on humanornot.ai
- do you love glubo?
- more than my life.

by stysan May 13, 2023

glib

What Tom Cruise called Matt Lauer when he was clearly off his meds during the whole TomKat thing.

Matt...Matt... you're glib.

by ~*Daisy*~ July 6, 2005

glibly

A friendly greeting, acompanied by a 'star trek-in the hood' hand gesture.*

*'star trek-in the hood' hand gesture.
the traditional 'trekky' hand gesture, with a modern twist.
turned 90 degrees in a gangster like fashion.

person 1: glibly (star trek-in the hood hand gesture)
person 2: hello there (conventional wave)

by how-odd, and gamitoe. June 21, 2009